It's been a month, and two things have happened in that time:
1) I've driving the Zero on several trips around town. Everything from around the block to 10 miles. Everything is running and charging as always. Although I'm nervous about it refusing to start again since I didn't really do anything to fix it, part of me is wondering if it was a one-time fluke.
2) On Day-one, I did what Zero's manual says to do and emailed the company. I sent them several screenshots of what I find when I connect my laptop to the OBD2 port under the seat. But all I've received from them are the same form emails, telling me to go to the nearest dealer (which is 4 hours away!) and trying to tell me to use their app, which I did 3 times and which doesn't work at all like they think it does. Really frustrating that their expensive motorcycle only made it to 4,000 miles before conking out, yet all they do is let the interns waste my time and not get anyone technical involved with troubleshooting the actual problem.
As much as I've loved this motorcycle so far, if this is what Zero's parts-quality and customer-support are like, I might be going back to gasoline-powered motorcycles soon. I never had an internal-combustion engine go kaput after just 4,000 miles.