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[Specter]

That sell off was the few stocks they had themselves, them unloading on fools to get rid of it and get the few pennies they can before the paper becomes worth less than the ink on it.

Aaron

[Motoproponent]

Wow...trading at 1/10th of a penny right now. and that represents a gain of 9% over yesterday's close.

There's 2.45 billion shares out there ... Billion...with a B!!

[Specter]

ran out of toilet paper, had to trade it in for something where the ink wouldn't smear.  nobody likes a dirty butthole.

Aaron

[Curt]

Damon stock costs $0.0012/share. 2.45B shares outstanding. Market cap $2.94M.
A roll of toilet paper has 400 squares and costs $1.
A square costs $0.0025. 2.45B squares has a market cap of $6.13M.
A share of Damon is worth 0.5 squares toilet paper.
Save 50% on toiletries by using Damon certificates instead.

[Specter]

maybe they could use that as a marketing ploy, sell 4 ply Damon, with a sample of lightning with it

aaron

[ultrarnr]

Anyone have an extra 30 million for Damon? https://www.advrider.com/damon-motorcycles-is-still-looking-for-new-money/

[Richard230]

Anyone have an extra 30 million for Damon? https://www.advrider.com/damon-motorcycles-is-still-looking-for-new-money/

Probably not, unless Damon is going to power their motorcycles with AI. 

[Specter]

Well, at least the AI could make a movie for him, to make it look like they have a bike that runs.

[Richard230]

Well, at least the AI could make a movie for him, to make it look like they have a bike that runs.

That would work for Damon. 

[Specter]

them and lightning should get together, between the two, they might scrape up enough to get Apollo his deposit back, ... well their net worth and a trip to the junk yard maybe.