So, the saga of my Charge Tank is a long and weird one. I drove to the dealership early Saturday morning. I took the slightly longer route, but kept my speed down below 55 mph and there were several stretches of 40 mph. It was... quite relaxing, actually. I saw many things I would not have seen if I had just gone screaming down the interstate. I might have made it all the way, based upon the projected trip and how fast I was consuming power. But to be safe, I stopped at a Chevrolet dealership and borrow their wall outlet for an hour. Very nice people. We talked about the Zero and the new Volt, which they had just received a week prior. Chevy has really sexxed up the look of it for 2017.
Anyhow, I dropped off the motorcycle at the dealership. I got to meet all of the people who had been just voices on a phone so far. It was a good day. They said they would try to get to my bike that afternoon, but probably not. They were closed Sunday & Monday, so Tuesday is probably when they would work on the bike.
I called Tuesday. They hadn't gotten to it. Their Zero tech works the late shift, so he was going to roll in at about 4PM and get to work on it.
I called Wednesday. Their tech apparently went on a date instead of coming into work. He was being disciplined and my bike was first on the list.
I called Thursday. The Charge Tank and the bike were apparently unfriendly with each other. When the Charge Tank was installed, the bike wouldn't turn on. As soon as the charge tank was disconnected, the bike would start normally. Zero tech support had gone home for the day at this point, but they would be contacted as soon as the tech came in at 4 PM (1PM Zero HQ time).
I called Friday. They couldn't figure it out. They took the Charge Tank off the bike and re-installed it, following the procedure with double-checking everything. The problem still occurs. They didn't have a 2nd Charge Tanks to swap in. This is not their first Charge Tank and none of the others have had this problem.
They called me today. Working with Zero tech support, the problem is apparently the main board on the motorcycle. The area that deals with accessories is causing problems when it's energized by the quick charger being attached. A new main board is being shipped from Zero to my dealership. So this quick install has so far, taken a week.
To be fair, it's entirely possible there was some other problem with my main board lurking in there. If the bike is going to need a major repair like this, it's probably best that it breaks down at the dealership.