I have a similar story, but sadly, not involving a Tesla.
Twice, on my way to work, I found myself next to large, black SUV at a red light. I think it was a new Ford Flex. The owner was revving his engine loudly and looking at me. When the light turned green I silently glided from zero to about 85 MPH within 5 seconds or so. But I could hear the roar of his engine just behind me the whole time and when I finally let go of the throttle he roared past me (I didn't want to get a ticket....)
The next time, the same guy seemed more determined - I don't think he expected my bike to be so quick. So, we're at the red light again, he's revving his engine loudly, inching towards the intersection, waiting for the light to turn green. And when it did the roar of his engine filled intersection and the street in all directions. He must have red-lined the thing. Again I just twisted the throttle and found myself going about 85 MPH with this guy a car-length or two behind me, the roar of the engine pushing me, it seemed. I let go of the throttle at around 85 MPH again - not wanting to get into trouble (we're talking 40 MPH speed limit here).
One note - I have the PowerTank on my SR - which slows the 0-60 time a bit. I'm sure an SR without the extra weight would have pulled out even further in front of this guy.
In any case I'm having more fun than I probably should be having ;-)