Another Wes Siler, perhaps?
Can we make this a "thing"? Like the television show "Community" turned one of the character's names into a synonym for "screwed it up" e.g. "Wow, you tried so hard, but you Britta'd it."
So, maybe this:
I was minding my own business, sitting outside my local cafe, drinking a coffee and looking at Reddit on my phone. Suddenly, this guy asks if the electric bike is mine and I say yes, figuring that, like most people, he wants to know about range, top speed, cost, etc. Instead, he interrupts and tells me how impractical they are and how they can't compare to a 600cc sportbike. Then, he popped the collar on his $1000 leather jacket, turned on the heel of his $700 racing boots, and walked away. Yeah, what a Siler.
I crack myself up sometimes. I like most of the stuff on his site.... but that RideApart thing... blew.