I come across lots of jokes on motorcycle forums almost every day and almost all are probably not something that everyone would appreciate. However, here is one that you might get a kick out of, just to lighten up the mood a bit: 
The new Proposed Health Care Package has been announced! (Don't you wish.
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The Medical Association has weighed in on the new proposed health care package:
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it and the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile the Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled "Over my dead body" and the Pediatricians said "Oh grow up".
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness and the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons washed their hands of the whole things and the Internists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons decided that this would put a whole new face on medicine.
The Podiatrists said "it was a step in the right direction" but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end the, the Proctologists won out leaving the entire decision to the assholes in government!
